i saw this site :

http://www.automiddleeast.com/

http://www.drivearabia.com/

this website shows “almost” all the cars in the middle east and specs and stuff about it. i really liked it and wanted to share with you

+ i need suggestions about cars HELP!

You have the brother/partner in crime: where ever you go you have to take him with you. what ever you do you have to involve him. he’s the keeper of your secrets and your right hand.

The opposite is the brother/foe : what ever you do … NEVER TELL HIM ABOUT IT! he’s gonna use it against you one day you and him always fight and argue about everything … i don’t say that you hate him but you would get some rest when you’re not near each other. LOL

You have ofcourse the brother/snitch : believe me when i tell you that if you want news to spread fast , tell him . ofcourse the brother/foe is usually best friends with this brother. you always hear him say the words : “MOM!, did you see what my brother did/said !”.

You also have the little spoiled brother : what he wants he usually gets, he’s the friend of the athourity (Mom and Dad) so anyone who thinks of stepping up to him will be crushed. he have vitamine W was6a LOL

We do sometimes use him as a middle man. we send him to my mom and dad asking them for something: ” mommy can we go out to a resturant? ” blushing his eyes like a little angel. my mom and dad know what he’s up to but still give him what he wants

Some of you have the “Malcom in the middle”/brother : where he is the most quite and calm personality of them all . he’s very gentle and even when you take something from you he stays quite… but don’t get fooled he knows how to get what he wants . being the closest to the little spoiled one, he gets what he wants from that way.

We are like a team , we stay together and help each other out. we have our problems and setbacks but when it comes to one of us needing help, all of us are there using all we have.

طبعا مثل ما تدرون ان اللي ينطر الوقت يطوف يحسب كل ثانية و الوقت ما يطوف, في المقابل انا قررت اكتب جم شغلة صارت معاي.

سيارتي العزيزة قرر تكييفها يخترب في عز الصيف و الحر فـ قطيتها القراج و طلع الكمبرسر خربان, فـ عشان جذي يصير تكييفها حار وايد. المهم قال انها راح تخلص اليوم اللي بعده يعني مو بنفس اليوم و انا عندي دوام … قبل لا اقط السيارة عند القراج سألت اخوي شنو ممكن يكون حل ؟ يقطني مثلا ؟ او اقطه مثلا ؟ جان نقرر نروح محل تأجير السيارات و أجرنا سيارة لـ يومين على ما تخلص حبيبتي من القراج

(اي … سيارتي حبيبتي ) و أخذت لي دووج تشارجر ( مع العلم اني مو رفيج السيارات الأمريكية ) بس هذا كان احسن شي عندهم لأن الباجي كله سيارات كورية غبية اول مرة اسمع بإسمها. عاد جنه التشارجر غيرت رايي في الأمريكي بس لحد الحين مو متأكد … خل نشوف شنو ممكن يصير السيارة وسيعة من داخل و شكله مقبول من برة و ألوانها عجيبة حتى تكييفها أداءه كان روعة اليوم الصبح. عيبها ان مراياتها صغيرة نسبيا و انا ليلحين مو متعود على مقاساتها. طبعا بما اني انا احب ادوس فـ الكل يدري شلون مكينة التشارجر ممتعة.

مابي أطول و أخليكم مع الصورة العجيبة

الحمدلله إللي حفظنا من أي حادث أو سالفة

  We planed to go to Friday’s today for lunch and that is what happened … we got out of the house at 1:30 and went to the restaurant … we ate and laughed and everything was GREAT !!

  After we finished from lunch we took the “Ba7ar” road to home … the weather was nice and we looked at a lot of cars In the way … but suddenly the car started to make noises !! it started to make strange movements and shakes too and we didn’t know what happened :S

  We stopped ASAP so that if something would have happened to the car we would be safe… we called my uncle and told him what happened and we all went to bring some guy who can know what happened … after going to a thousand places!! and not finding the part needed to fix the car !!! we finally found the part and went HOME…

  The good thing about this situation is that the weather was good enough not to be bothered by it …

1- the angry teacher : one of the teachers there was very angry and pissed at everybody … I thought it was something serious … I waited in line as always and watched this conversation  in front of me :

Teacher : your boy is veeeery noisy and doesn’t sit down at all … I don’t know what to do with him so I had to take from his grades … I’m sorry but I can’t deal with children … don’t compare me with 30 year old teachers … I only had 3 courses here…

  Ok I know there is something wrong with this sentence … she’s an “elementary school” teacher … and she can’t deal with children :S:S:S

  Aren’t they supposed to be able to deal with them :S and if they were noisy in class you have to have some techniques to deal with them …. And I laughed inside when she said don’t compare her to other teachers … no body said anything about comparison :S

That’s #1 …

2- I was waiting for my turn to ask about my little bro and in front of me was this nice lady … all of a sudden this mother comes and stands in front of the lady … so this is what happened :

Lady : Excuse me but me and this young fellow were waiting for sometime here … isn’t it not polite to do such a thing…

The Mom :listen …we’re all here to ask about our children not to fight …

  And yes I know … it is a shocking thing that you didn’t get what she said because it doesn’t make any sense … she was trying to confuse us just for not looking bad in front of the others …. Anyways the lady finished asking the teacher after the mom waited… and I was next … and the mom was waiting looking at me … generously I told her to go ahead … she said ” I’m afraid somebody else comes and screams at me to :/ ” … I laughed and insisted on letting her go first … and she finished in less than a minute .

This is what I saw in a parent\teacher’s meeting

Thank you for reading ….

See ya soon

It’s Very Funny and the ninja claims to be a real ninja

This is the link of one of the episodes:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BvkCTwdHjgA

 Hope you liked it like i did Search it in Youtube or Click on the link —> Here

صارت فيني هذه الحركة مرتين… وهذا اللي صار
١- كنت ماعلامي شي رايح محاضرتي في مبنى ١١خ . وانا صاعد السلم شفت مجموعة بنات نازلين فنطرت على ما ينزلون (سالفة الناس إلي ما يعرفون يمشون) ، لما إنزلوا انا صعدت بس ما لمست السلم فبسبب عدم التوازن وصل وجهي إلى السلم إلا شوي ،والبنات ضحكوا خفيف (شفقة(.
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٢- اشوة إن ثاني مرة ما كانت نفس قوة إلي قبل بس هم، كنت طالع من شبرة المعيدين و الشمس الساطعة في عيني ،النزلة كانت بس في الوسط من العتبة ،فأنا ما قدرت اشوف طريقي وللمرة الثانية فقدت توازني فهبطت هبوط اضطراري على ريلي وصوت الطيحة توصل إلى ٢خ من القوة (حد التشلخ) وطالعت دار ماداري اتأكدي إنة محد شاف، اشوه كان في واحد بس، و ماكان منتبه على السالفة الحمدلله…

لو كنت اقدر لرحت طقيته وخذيت الطوارق مالتة بس للأسف السرقة حرام حتى من هذه الأشكال…

اكيد تسألون ليش اقول عنه جنس ثالث… السبب مو لانه قاعد يبكي -لأن عادي الناس كلها تبكي- بس لأنه صابغ شعره وحاف حواجبه وسيارته من داخل كلها اشياء نسائية كمثال لما تلاقي فرو وردي داخل السيارة و قلب حب…

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مو معقولة اخته تسوي جذي بسيارته وما يشيله 

-انا ما أسوق السيارة لو عليها شيء يدل على إنها سيارة حريم (خوفا على سمعتي)… 

الله يستر علينا كلنا…